James Corden Commemorates the Queen

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Long Did She Reign

Queen Elizabeth II passed away on Thursday, after 7 years on the throne. late night’s British import, James Corden, provided a joke-free opening section on “The Late Late Program,” calling the queen “a directing light; constantly thoughtful, constantly dignified, constantly a shining example of management.”

“I, like the remainder of the world, am so unfortunate tonight, however likewise so glad and grateful to the queen for the most unbelievable service and management she has actually revealed throughout all of our life times.” — JAMES CORDEN

The other hosts went lighter with their commentary on the queen’s prolonged reign.

“She was the queen for 70 years, longer than any king in British history. To put it in viewpoint for Americans, this would resemble if Kris Jenner passed away here.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The queen is called England’s rock. We do not have a rock. The closest thing we need to a rock in America is The Rock.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“However 96 — that’s a respectable run. I seem like if you pass away anywhere on the FM radio dial, it’s — you understand? My objective is to make it to Hot 97 — or perhaps even Power 106, who understands?” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“When you think of all individuals that the queen has actually consulted with over the last 70 years, it’s actually amazing. She’s consulted with everybody from Girl Bird Johnson to Girl Gaga, from Costs Clinton to Will.i.am. She she fulfilled JFK and J.Lo. She she’s fulfilled the Beatles and the Spice Ladies. … Then, after all these years, today she saw Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine and stated, ‘OK, I have actually had enough.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“This man does not appear like he has $15. Take a look at him! Countless dollars? He appears like he sublets from Oscar the Grouch.” — TREVOR NOAH

“When the judge asked Bannon how he pleads, he stated ‘dirty.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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